assholedisney:

today I saw a preteen girl pick up Mean Girls at Target and ask her friend what it was. She didn’t even know. She said it sounded dumb. The people are forgetting. The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it.

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mechacop:

apple5kies:

That’s horrifying

Legend says that if you leave your phone in a public bathroom and return at a later time, the BATHROOM MONKEY will leave his mark within your phone. This signifies that the BATHROOM MONKEY won’t stop until the subject is dead. Change your name. Flee the country. Burn your phone. The BATHROOM MONKEY will not stop. Share this photo to ensure that your phone will be immune to the BATHROOM MONKEY’s curse.

mechacop:

apple5kies:

That’s horrifying

Legend says that if you leave your phone in a public bathroom and return at a later time, the BATHROOM MONKEY will leave his mark within your phone. This signifies that the BATHROOM MONKEY won’t stop until the subject is dead. Change your name. Flee the country. Burn your phone. The BATHROOM MONKEY will not stop.
Share this photo to ensure that your phone will be immune to the BATHROOM MONKEY’s curse.

thenaturallypure:

A boy asked me to prom yesterday, but I already have a date unfortunately. But, just before he got into his car I yelled, “Save me a dance at prom!”
He replied, “I’ll save you the whole night.”

ventusthecorgi:

I’m tired of your shit, mum.

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iraffiruse:

Technology then and now

iraffiruse:

Technology then and now

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al-the-stuff-i-like:

seapunkies:

for3v3rbeautiful:

Me when I walk with my mom somewhere 

are you spongebob or squidward I can’t tell

somehow I’m both

al-the-stuff-i-like:

seapunkies:

for3v3rbeautiful:

Me when I walk with my mom somewhere 

are you spongebob or squidward I can’t tell

somehow I’m both

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keep-the-pieces asked: Can you draw a jealous jellyfish?

bewbin:

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trash-king:

meaniemikan:

trash-king:

when none of ur internet friends are online

timezoned again

clockblocked

FUCK

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ackleyte-old:


THE CAR

His facial expressions. WATCH. ALL DAY LONG.

ackleyte-old:

THE CAR

His facial expressions. WATCH. ALL DAY LONG.

sexcelsior:

itsthebuttononthetop:

sexcelsior:

people who address romeo and juliet as a love story

image

But it is… 

It’s tragic, yes but the whole point is that their love was so strong that they did they only thing that could do to be together so their families couldn’t stop them…

they knew each other for three days and killed themselves over it youre done

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burgrs:

what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear 

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